Derpa

Someone who makes a funny mistake. Someone who does something but turns out wrong and funny.

Jeff was filling softdrinks and they fell over and went everywhere. Chris yells, you Derpa!

Derpa by Kristoff87 July 22, 2019

Derpa

The word has no meaning known to man on this planet.
However, On the planet "Zilpgoun" it is commonly known
as the act of softening a friends finger or toe nails by sucking on them and then chewing or bitting them off.

I am so fat that I had to pay for derpa cuz I cannot reach my toes.

Derpa by Adam210001 October 20, 2010

derpa

an absolute fucking chad. a person that pulls all the huzz and gets money everyday.

my girl got taken by derpa

derpa by goatedclutchanxiety June 22, 2025

Derpa Dew 

A mountain dew like beverage purchased in the middle east. Normally doesn't contain artificial citrus flavors, but instead contains actual orange juice.

Seaman: Yo Boats wheres the vending machines in this hell-hole? i could use a cold mountain dew right now.

Boats: Go to that little corner store, not exactly mountain dew, but better, a "Derpa Dew".

Seaman: What's a Derpa Dew?

Boats: Just try it, go ask the corpsman for some zantac before you do, it's a delicious bottle of heartburn.

Derpa Dew by thesteveonator June 5, 2011

Derpa Turtle 

It is a cryptic that lives in the uninhabited areas of Pennsylvania It is part gerbil and part turtle. It's shell is covered in fur which keeps it warm. It has whiskers and fur like a gerbil and scales and a shell like a turtle. They are quite small creatures that live in wet or muddy areas and hate human interaction. They are called Derpa Turtles because the word derp used as a substitute for speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action. The A is added to make it plural to mean they are all foolish they are not the smartest creatures but have managed to survive

Did you hear about the man who was killed by those Derpa Turtles. No that could never happen they are too stupid.

Derpa Turtle by Derpa_Turtle April 23, 2018

Derpa Derpa 

A slang term for a hick, or redneck, they commonly drive large trucks with oversized tires. They think guns, tractors, Nascar, and everything with a large engine that makes noise is cool.

Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, That Derpa Derpa next door who's got himself dat dar truck wid them thar big tires an' a hemi.

Derpa Derpa by Minitoast December 7, 2011

Herpa derpa 

Herpa derpa is nonsense babble. When someone says something that makes no sense and sounds absolutely stupid you can respond with "Herpa derpa" as a quick painless way to avoid further conversation with whoever makes an idiotic statement. People use it to point out a stupid or ignorant remark or behavior.

"I'm going to jump off this cliff and fly to the moon with my arms."
"Herpa derpa?"

Herpa derpa by BooglyWoogly March 30, 2023