Derpalope 

A beautiful creature that lives in the forest. It looks like a white tailed antelope or some shit like that. It’s STRONG and gets all the ladies

Girl1. OMG IM HAVING A ORGASM IT’S A DERPALOPE
Girl2.OMG SAME !!!

Derpalope by Some random gug May 30, 2018

Derpalope 

Derpalope: An intimidating creature because of it's exceeding derpiness personified by an antelope with too many chromosomes.

Guy 1 to guy 2: Over that hill o'er yonder, I attempted to tame a derpalope. Worst decision of my life. I had this intense desire to live in a hole and get a stick shoved up my butt.

Guy 2 (Derpalope): DEEEEEERRRRRPP

Guy 1: Fuuuuuuuuu... cracy seeing you here.

Guy 1 is then subject to the extreme derpiness emanating from the derpaplope.

Derpalope by Truddledomotiquilurffluhop December 3, 2018

Derpalite 

The lowest form of ignorance and retardation known to mankind. Any depralite will make your brain hurt and cause you to lose braincells before you can even say derp.

The derpalites....they...derp...

Derpalite by Fuck you depralites April 30, 2010

dirkalope 

A very cunning, crafty, and darkly humorous creature. Sex appeal is it's super power.

The awesome party host is a total dirkalope. Some people have all the luck.

dirkalope by Bekah November 30, 2014

Derployed 

when Elon "Elmo" Musk's security detail gets deputized

Right after Apartheid Clyde ran around CPAC with a chainsaw word got out that the famous spreader of seed had his private-security detail granted special powers (aka "Derployed") by U.S. Marshal Service. which means we now have an unelected dolt upcycling his own bodyguards into a government temporarily run by transnational mob

Derployed by Uncle Joosie February 21, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019