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Jihad a derkhead 

Someone who has displayed a lack of intelligence and/or common sense in a previous action or reaction to an event.
why did you drop your phone down the toilet you jihad a derkhead?
Jihad a derkhead by rudeboy_001 February 10, 2009

derk head 

Derk head is another form of swearing at someone. It is the slang variation of D*ck head.
"Paul ur a derk head!"
"Why did he do that? hes such a derk head!"
derk head by Tom Simons March 14, 2007

durkhead 

‘that guy sucks off jme, he’s such an durkhead’
durkhead by notorsonsteel April 1, 2022

durkhead 

GEEZE1: Blood U Waste, breh shut ur mouf n ting
GEEZE2: YO poomplex u a durkhead m8
GEEZE1: i swear a brush man n shank man n ting
GEEZE2: hush ur gumz, fukin waste durkhead
durkhead by $RUDBOI64 November 4, 2007
one who is acting like a total retard and a more polite way to say your retarded.

dirkhead 

1.50 in a pound store

dirkhead
dirkhead by yurbwuilda October 18, 2008
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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