The greatest man alive. Everyone is attracted to him,
men, women and fidget
spinner’s alike. Just saying the name will give you the attractive qualities of 1000 orson for the duration of 10 seconds. Looking at an orson will blind you, because the hotness of an orson is so strong and powerful. It is said that every person in a
square km of an orson is instantly erect and is drawn to him for sexual relations.