DEATH TOLL

the number of deaths resulting from some particular cause such as an accident or a battle or a natural disaster!

Dude1 "So did you see the previews for 2012, its insane man!"
Dude2 "Yes i have indeed, and it will take a Death Toll"
Dude1 "Sounds so awesome, i'm gonna get tickets a head of time."
Dude2 "Sounds good."

by flamemaiden July 18, 2009

Death toll rising rule

A rule used primarily in stand up comedy which assesses a comedian's ability to make jokes about a recent tragedy. The basic rule is: as long as the death toll is rising, jokes are out of bounds. The rule is commonly broken by many comedians as we all know jokes surrounding tragedies are the funniest.

As soon as the toll stops the subject becomes open for comedy, as seen in many recent tragedies.

Man 1 - How many earthquake victims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Man 2 - Dude, don't make jokes....death toll rising rule...

by comedymedders October 28, 2010

A Deathroll

While standing at the top of a flight of stairs . Carefull insert the thumb of your weaker hand into your anus . With the other hand begin the masturbate with great gusto. Just as you feel climax is come , launch yourself with full freedom down the stairs making sure to roll keeping the thumb fully inserted in your anus.

I did a deathroll last night
The kawasaki center steps is my everest

by Pink pages 2018 September 28, 2018

cockadile deathroll

A move that emulates our reptilian friend, the crocodile, when it attacks it's prey. This move was coined and is soon to be perfected by myself, on a noble and charismatic male that has the distinct honor of being selected as my next meal. You poor bastard!

Chris, having never encountered such enthusiasm, found himself in the middle of a cockadile deathroll, his life flashing before his eyes!

by key11_jkr September 8, 2014

deathtroll

the entity of terror that attempts to destroy your universe when youre freaking out in a tent in a german field. Is linked with black metal.

The unit of measurement in every diection.

You know..... the deathtrolls.

by Champion of Ithaca January 3, 2009

deathroll

a deathroll is a very hurtful manoeuver that will kill for the ladies!
Dont worry men, you dont have to worry about being plugged...
basically its when a male and female are inserted and they do a "deathly sexual" roll on the floor.
enough said...

"Oh, no girl, you did that deathroll? Yeah! it killed, but oh was it deathly!"

by babycakes45 May 8, 2008

deathtroll

The act of spamming brutal videos of Satanic or anti-religious deathcore and death metal tracks on the pages and websites of radical Christian groups, or sending them excessively through email.

"I posted a five paragraph argument of logic to this religious group's Facebook page, and they just spammed that I was going to Hell."
—Friend

"Time for a deathtroll; link me the page."
—Metalhead

by xJOHNNYINSILENCE November 4, 2012