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deathtroll 

The act of spamming brutal videos of Satanic or anti-religious deathcore and death metal tracks on the pages and websites of radical Christian groups, or sending them excessively through email.
"I posted a five paragraph argument of logic to this religious group's Facebook page, and they just spammed that I was going to Hell."
—Friend

"Time for a deathtroll; link me the page."
—Metalhead
deathtroll by xJOHNNYINSILENCE November 4, 2012

deathscrolling

The habit of getting stuck scrolling through an endless social media feed and no longer have the willpower to stop consuming content until you are exhausted. Similar to being in a death spiral.

Symptoms include irritability, absent mindedness, selective hearing, tunnel vision, and a mind that has given up or given in to temptation.

Is often caused by a desire to escape, or a desire for quick and easy pleasure.

Often results in guilt, regret, and time purely wasted.
I can't stop deathscrolling till 3am when I just need to get some sleep!

You need to stop deathscrolling and be present dude
deathscrolling by Raergur November 11, 2020

A Deathroll

While standing at the top of a flight of stairs . Carefull insert the thumb of your weaker hand into your anus . With the other hand begin the masturbate with great gusto. Just as you feel climax is come , launch yourself with full freedom down the stairs making sure to roll keeping the thumb fully inserted in your anus.
I did a deathroll last night
The kawasaki center steps is my everest
A Deathroll by Pink pages 2018 September 28, 2018

cockadile deathroll

A move that emulates our reptilian friend, the crocodile, when it attacks it's prey. This move was coined and is soon to be perfected by myself, on a noble and charismatic male that has the distinct honor of being selected as my next meal. You poor bastard!
Chris, having never encountered such enthusiasm, found himself in the middle of a cockadile deathroll, his life flashing before his eyes!
cockadile deathroll by key11_jkr September 8, 2014

dethtroll 

Dethtroll An evil troll in finland that dethklok summoned in 2006 and later killed with a deth phone
Dude hear comes that guy/dethtroll
dethtroll by Sadistic1 September 2, 2006

deathtrout 

To make something up as you go along (typically a long, convoluted story).
Bullshitting.
Dude, I totally deathtrouted my essay and came out with a B+.

She totally bought my deathtrout.

Stop deathtrouting!
deathtrout by Nick Pie April 6, 2004