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DANLOU

When your walking along the highway and shit so hard, that it goes up into the air and lands into your mouth. Also known as Intense ANAL
Dang, He just did a danlou!!!!!! Intense paintball sucks!
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Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome

A collagen disorder affecting roughly 1 in 5000 people to varying degrees. There are 4 "most common" types of Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS): Classical 1 & 2, Hypermobile and Vascular.

Because collagen is like the glue that holds the human body together, people with EDS almost always show marked joint hypermobility, eg. "double-jointedness". In its severe form, EDS causes frequent dislocations, because there is very little holding joints in place.

Tendons, ligaments, skin and internal tissues can be amazingly stretchy, but this also creates weakness, so sufferers' skin usually bruises, cuts and scars easily, as well as being unusually sensitive to heat and sunburn. Also, because our eyes are composed predominantly of collagen, sufferers are often short-sighted and have a high risk of glaucoma later in life.

The Classical types embody all of these symptoms. Type 1 is the name given to the more chronic cases, while Type 2 refers to those with less severe symptoms.

The Classical and Hypermobile types are very similar, however the Hypermobile type has loose joints as its most chronic symptom. Skin and organ problems are less severe in this type. Building lean muscle to protect and strengthen joints can greatly improve symptoms and reduce dislocations, while still allowing for increased mobility.

In the Vascular form, EDS affects the walls of veins and arteries, making them thin and extremely fragile. The vast majority of sufferers of this type die from cardiovascular complications before the age of 50.

It is also important to note that sufferers of the other 3 types are also at risk of cardiovascular problems.

For more information, contact the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome National Foundation (EDNF)
The majority of contortion artists have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, a collagen disorder which allows them to move their joints beyond the normal range of motion, but which also causes pain and a higher risk of injurious dislocations.
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Wow, that danlord isn't joining our xbox live party. That guy looks like a danlord, he enjoys that guy rubbing his junk all over his back. Etc.
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An act that's somewhat risky, but not quite dangerous.
"You're leaving at 4:45 to DVR the republican debate at 5? That's dangous."

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Have you ever wondered what to call it when a guy asked you to hang out, but he's obviously interested in you? Have you ever been interested in someone, but you weren't quite ready to ask them out on a date? The word dangout is for you! It has been very helpful in circles of friends in Columbus, Ohio.

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1. A one-on-one event between two individuals that is ambiguous as to the romantic nature, but the intent of at least one party is romantic.

2. An event of hanging out with one's boyfriend or girlfriend that is non-datelike or romantic.
What am I up to tonight? Just going to dangout with John. We're going to study for exams.

He asked me to coffee, but I think it's just as friends.
Dude, it's obviously a dangout!
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danilou

Danilou is a nice beautiful girl who is smart pretty girl who goes after what she wants and doesn't take no for an answer.
the kind of girl you always want to have around you in bad moments.
the luscious lips, brown locks and beautiful brown eyes will make you fall head over heels.
dude, who's your new girlfriend
me: oh, its just my beautiful girl danilou
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Danlong

Danlong is a typical Asian-American who strongly believes that the Chinese Exclusion Act shouldn’t still be applied to him. Unfortunately, it is applied to him, and he is segregated in every aspect of his life 24/7 in public. What a loser hahahahahahaha. Danlong is not a very attractive male but has the charm to make people think he’s sexy.
Why do you think there are new prisoners from China? “
“Oh it’s because there is a Danlong in there.”
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