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Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory 

A person is more motivated to succeed when another individual tells that person that he or she cannot accomplish a task, negative criticism is used as motivational fuel.
Michael Jordan didn't make the high school basketball team but ended up being in the NBA because of Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory.

Dalby's Law 

Events will occur at the most inconvenient times, similar to Murphy's Law.
While waiting for a phone call forever, if you hop in the shower, they will call... Dalby's Law

If expecting company, go to the bathroom and they will show up... Dalby's Law

The waiter will always ask for the order when you are on the phone... Dalby's Law

If you have been waiting for your food for a while, go to the bathroom and it will show up... Dalby's Law
Dalby's Law by Robert01 December 6, 2009

Jackson Dalby’s Penguin Principle

The concept that you should watch others and observe their outcomes to determine if you should do the same thing they did. This idea derived from penguins in the Antarctic who stand on the edge of an iceberg watching other penguins jump into the water, if the penguin who jumped into the water doesn’t get eaten by a predator then the other penguins know it is safe to jump in.
I don’t smoke meth because of Jackson Dalby’s Penguin Principle.

valentine's daby 

A person who was born in November as the result of their parents having had a romantic Valentine's Day.
My birthday is in November. I'm a Valentine's Daby.
valentine's daby by alt99 January 21, 2010

daily dooly's

A phrase saying that you are gonna go do some daily activities
"It's about time I grabbed life by the cock and get some Daily Dooly's done"

Giving one's daily dose of zinc 

euphemism for ejaculating into your girlfriend or boyfriend's mouth
-Justin gave Orally her daily dose of zinc :^)

- hell yeah Giving one's daily dose of zinc is my favorite activity boii