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Down to Clown. If your Down to Clown then you're up for some general highjinks and clowning around. Grab the make up and wig, hop in your little car and lets go to town!
Tinder douche: aye bby u DTF?
Girl: no but I'm D.T.C.
Tinder douche: what's that
Girl: I'm Down to Clown if u are
*pervert then leaves knowing he will not be able to sodomize with attractive female. He reasons its because "she was crazy"*
D.T.C. by jaybirdlaw November 11, 2015

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m 

I wanna suck your dick then when you're about to cum I want you to put it in me
i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

C.A.D.T.C 

Shortened for Contain and Destroy The Cringe
C.A.D.T.C is important
C.A.D.T.C by That Memer 69420 monke February 23, 2021

L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F 

Let me suck your dick till you come on my face
Girl: L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Guy:hell ya

R.M.D.T.I.C.I.Y.P 

Ride My Dick Till I Cum In Your Pussy
R.M.D.T.I.C.I.Y.P :

When your man talks dirty to you in the bedroom.

s.m.d.t.i.c 

Suck my dick till i cum
S.m.d.t.i.c
s.m.d.t.i.c by Lighters01 April 24, 2017
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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