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contain it 

used when someone is on a cell phone in an inappropriate place and/or being usually loud and/or obnoxious.
"contain it!"
"so i told this sorostitute on the bus to contain it"

May Contain Peanuts 

Bob: Hey, I just saw these street racers.
George: Dude, THAT may contain peanuts!
May Contain Peanuts by Alex August 28, 2003

soon you will contain my seed 

what you say to a female after you go up to her and rub her belly gently. This is a term in which you're telling her that you are going to fuck her and then cum inside her pussy. Often the female will freak out and scream like a bitch like when my dad saw my grades the other day.
Boy: Hey!
Girl: Sup...?
Boy: Soon you will contain my seed.
Girl: a.WHAT THE FUCK!!!

b. AAAHHHHH!!!

this may contain alcohol 

This may contain alcohol I will need to see some ID to ensure you are legal drinking age
IN SHORT HOW CAN I MAKE THIS SIMPLER

this may contain side effects 

When you hear this on a medicine ad, you're done for.
'Buy Your Mom's anti cry pills for your entire family! This may contain side effects...'

"W-w-w-what are t-they?"

'DEATH'

AAA DONT DO THAT

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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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