D.I.M.P. 

A popular acronym for "DVD In My Pants". A recent absurd saying used when talking about movies one loves.

"Ichi the Killer was such a great movie. DVD In My Pants!"

D.I.M.P. by Qram September 14, 2005

D.I.M.P. 

A fantastically great nickname for a cool gangsta named Devin. D.I.M.P. stands for Devin Is Mucho Pimp or something along those lines. Originated from the name P.I.M.P created by 50 cent.

"OMG he is such a D.I.M.P.!!!"

D.I.M.P. by A Kid March 31, 2005

W.D.P.I.M.P.

Where the poke is my phone. Used when you cannot find your phone.

“W.D.P.I.M.P.?”
“Not sure”

W.D.P.I.M.P. by The Dictionary of Bowdy May 25, 2020

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

Are you a bag of Doritos because I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D by Frostbite_7313 December 2, 2019

i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d

Blueface baby: I put my dick in a bag of doritos!!!

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Random person: i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d

i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d by SKRT_SKRT_SKRT_SKRT_SKRT October 4, 2019

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

I.M.D.P 

Instant Messaging Domestic Partner

An IMDP is someone you chat with online more than you speak to anyone else; this includes people living w/ you. The first things you do when you wake up are login to your IM and await the popup window w/ “good morn’n” - the first of the day’s 900+ lines of chat. You IM about everything from life, love, relationships, friendships, pets, family, kids, taking shits, fashion, lack of bathing, people you are stalking, people stalking you, farts, food, barf, boogers, dicks, dildos, sex, music, movies, work, people you hate, people you love and a true IMDP IMing session will have multiple conversations happening simultaneously w/out confusion. IMing your IMDP will take top priority over important things such as work & family. You may IM while at the dinner table with your family, while watching TV, or talking on the phone with a real person, and most importantly you will IM about the shit you are taking as you are taking it! Your IMDP is the first person you talk to in the morning and the last person at night. You talk about your IMDP on the rare occasions you are not IMing with them. While on dates your conversations will likely start with “OMG, the other day my IMDP IM’ed me saying….”. Friday and Saturday nights are spent together, each with a bottle (or 10) of $2 wine, IMing each other while getting shit faced drunk & laughing at how pathetic your lives have become but secretly enjoying the late night cyber boozing!

A real excerpt from an I.M.D.P. chat (names changed)....

Jane: Good Morning!

Jill: Morn’n! I was watching Glee this morning and the mean cheerleading coach was doing the master cleanse but she made hers with lemons, syrup, Cayenne pepper, and ipecac! LOL might try that

Jane: wow - I have never tried it

Jill: I call it the "leave work early cocktail"

Jane: what does it feel like?

Jill: like a delicious mix of healthy bulimia and freedom from the man! LOL

Jane: MY DOG JUST DRANK MY PEE
nevermind
THE ONE TIME I flush
damnit

Jill: lame

I.M.D.P by Bag-o-Crazy July 8, 2011