D.I.L.B. 

"Dad I'd Like to Bang"
less harsh, female version of MILF

Jude Law is a total D.I.L.B.

D.I.L.B. by FishnetChantal March 22, 2008

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

“I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b by P A I N August 17, 2020

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.

John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b. by I am cursed April 16, 2021

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b. 

It means I like/love you so fucking/freaking much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you don't like/love me back

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b. by DallasDeDefiner November 18, 2020

I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S

I Don’t know how to tell you this but I like you but I Know you don’t like me back and that is what’s making me suicidal

a boy: yoo Amanda i got to tell you something
Amanda: what?!
a boy: I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S

I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S by anitha.rukara February 23, 2021

I.L.Y.S.M.B.I.D.K.I.Y.L.M.B 

I love you so much but I don't know if you love me back

When texting a girl you love and you don't know if she loves you you risk it all and see I.L.Y.S.M.B.I.D.K.I.Y.L.M.B

I.L.Y.S.M.B.I.D.K.I.Y.L.M.B by KDDP2005 October 17, 2023

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.d 

I don't want to live but I don't want to die

im depressed i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.d

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.d by it will be ok August 10, 2020