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D.ad (pronounced Dad)

Dick Advertiser

a person who advertises their dick to a community comprised of males and females

a homo/bisexual
Hey man, put your fuckin' cock away, my mom and uncle are here...stop being a D.Ad

I had to leave that sausage party, too many D.Ads in there.

You have a kid now. Man up to your responsibilities. Stop being such a fuckin' D.Ad and start being a Dad.

Your wife succumbs to the temptations of D.Ads all across the land.

I've been a D.Ad before. I got arrested for disturbing the peace.
D.Ad by Tobias K. Cornfield June 1, 2009
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Advanced wordDungeons and Dragons/word. Refers to the second edition of the game. Since third edition, the game is again abbreviated wordD&D/word, having dropped the word "Advanced".
ad&d by toolio July 31, 2003
Accidental death and dismemberment
A type of insurance that is characterized by a very low premium and payouts in the event of an accidental death, loss of a body part, or loss of the use of a body part (i.e. finger, leg, ear, head).
It's generally a comical type of policy because you can see how much each of your body parts is worth.
I got $2000 from my ad&d insurance policy when the shark bit my leg off.
AD&D by Cliff96 August 3, 2005

E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas 

Slang Italian definition, an ancient lenguage ancestor of the Italian, it litteraly means "and you who talks like that what do you want from me?? Go kill yourself breathing gas!"

Slang italiano, deriva da un dialetto antico, significa letteralmente "e tu che parli così cosa vuoi da me? Fai una cosa e vatti ad uccidere con il gas!"
-Hey, could you please send me your homework?
-no.

-E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas

D.A.D.S. 

Stands for Day After Drinking Shit. Is characterized by its generally darker appearance and pungent stink after a night of heavy drinking.
"Man, friday night I drank so much! Saturday morning I woke up and had to take the biggest D.A.D.S., it was rank!"
D.A.D.S. by E-moneyz January 22, 2009

A.D.I.D.A.S. 

All
Day
I
Dream
About
Sex
A.D.I.D.A.S. by Matt October 27, 2003

D.A.D.S (dads) 

Day after drinking shits
“I shouldn’t have drank so much last night, the D.A.D.S are killing me.”
“The D.A.D.S?”
“Yeah, it means day after drinking shits”
D.A.D.S (dads)- day after drinking shits
D.A.D.S (dads) by bigtiddiegothgf February 24, 2019