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Death to a boner. Something extremely boner killing and ruins life. Old chicks, fat chicks, gay dudes, fat dudes, and rosie o'donnell are all D-Tabs.
Dude did you see that movie last night?

It was awesome til that hot chick died. Total D-Tab

Dude did you see Hillary Clinton's campaign rally today?
Dude it was so boring shes such a D-Tab
D-Tab by curlykickass July 30, 2009
Words you can keep

tab a.d.d. 

When the user of a computer has too many tabs open that they do not know which one to choose and easily loose track of what is going on.
Which tab is facebook? Shoot I clicked Twitter. Man, I have really bad tab A.D.D.
tab a.d.d. by thetools June 9, 2011

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl 

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

Big D & the kids table 

A Ska group from Boston, MA. They have now a new album called How it Goes. They always make videoclips with less than 10 bucks. They are AWSOME!!
A: Where you went last nignt?
B: I went to the best show of my life
A: What group?
B: You're dumb or what? Big D & the Kids Table, Off course!

Big D and the Kids Table 

A ska punk band from Boston.
Producer of songs like noise complaint, LAX, my girlfriends on drugs...
Dude totally skanking to Big D and the Kids Table.
Big D and the Kids Table by Elysse_e November 15, 2007
Tabio'd (to Tabio)

When one uses a web browser to open a tab (or tabs) on a other's computer and fills the tab or tabs with pictures of Fabio the male model.
When a co-worker leaves the room without putting their computer in screen saver or sleep mode the computer can be accessed without a pass-code, you then open a web browser on their computer and open multiple tabs. You then use Google Image Search, key-word "Fabio". Select a different picture in each tab, opening the image to full size and then hiding the browser window for your co-worker to find later. He or she has been Tabio'd
tabio'd by god October 16, 2008

Table 18'd 

1. To be on the receiving end of misfortune or a string of bad luck, most frequently in the workplace.

2. To be the victim of a subtle (but deserved) revenge plot for previously being a huge dick.
Guy 1: "Man, you got Table 18'd hard. It kinda serves you right for saying nasty things about the bride though."

Guy 2: "Tell me about it - they sat me next to the drooling guy in the wheelchair and a lady that smells like cat piss!"
Table 18'd by Matchstick Mafia February 17, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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