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tab a.d.d. 

When the user of a computer has too many tabs open that they do not know which one to choose and easily loose track of what is going on.
Which tab is facebook? Shoot I clicked Twitter. Man, I have really bad tab A.D.D.
tab a.d.d. by thetools June 9, 2011

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl 

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

Big D & the kids table 

A Ska group from Boston, MA. They have now a new album called How it Goes. They always make videoclips with less than 10 bucks. They are AWSOME!!
A: Where you went last nignt?
B: I went to the best show of my life
A: What group?
B: You're dumb or what? Big D & the Kids Table, Off course!

Big D and the Kids Table 

A ska punk band from Boston.
Producer of songs like noise complaint, LAX, my girlfriends on drugs...
Dude totally skanking to Big D and the Kids Table.
Big D and the Kids Table by Elysse_e November 15, 2007
Tabio'd (to Tabio)

When one uses a web browser to open a tab (or tabs) on a other's computer and fills the tab or tabs with pictures of Fabio the male model.
When a co-worker leaves the room without putting their computer in screen saver or sleep mode the computer can be accessed without a pass-code, you then open a web browser on their computer and open multiple tabs. You then use Google Image Search, key-word "Fabio". Select a different picture in each tab, opening the image to full size and then hiding the browser window for your co-worker to find later. He or she has been Tabio'd
tabio'd by god October 16, 2008

Table 18'd 

1. To be on the receiving end of misfortune or a string of bad luck, most frequently in the workplace.

2. To be the victim of a subtle (but deserved) revenge plot for previously being a huge dick.
Guy 1: "Man, you got Table 18'd hard. It kinda serves you right for saying nasty things about the bride though."

Guy 2: "Tell me about it - they sat me next to the drooling guy in the wheelchair and a lady that smells like cat piss!"
Table 18'd by Matchstick Mafia February 17, 2009