J. Holmes (cumshot legend) D in P = 100%.
Marriott D in P = 0%.
Hey Marriott. How's it feel to have a dick inside a pussy? Oh you've never had that! Holy shit! Holy Fuck Marriott - you've never had your dick inside a pussy. Well fuck you ya dumb cunt. Go work for your fucking low tier company.
Marriott D in P = 0%.
Hey Marriott. How's it feel to have a dick inside a pussy? Oh you've never had that! Holy shit! Holy Fuck Marriott - you've never had your dick inside a pussy. Well fuck you ya dumb cunt. Go work for your fucking low tier company.
by Drew Christx April 12, 2007

by Captain Dungheap June 14, 2006

by ur my hero April 03, 2008

The D to P is also refered as the Dick to Pussy Ratio.
You are on your way to a party, you call your friend up and ask him "What's the D to P?" He replies "5:1", "It is a real sauagefest."
by Joseph Tourville December 28, 2007

by ShayCarl's #1 fan March 17, 2011

"I ain't on the guest list, I ain't V. I. P. - I snuck in the exit, learned to D - I - P!" Redman - Let's get Dirty.
by Ultron November 24, 2003
