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A motivational speaker on the Maury Show. He is known for his tank tops and huge biceps. Tackles out of control teens or scumbags that beat their wives.

Author of the bestselling self-help book "Shut the Fuck up or I'm Gonna Fuckin Kill You"
Teen -"I had sex with 400 guys, I hit my momma cos she stoopid, you dont understand me, you all haters"

D West -"SHUT UP, SIDDOWN, RESPECT YO MOMMA, GO BACK TO SCHOOL"

Teen - *sob sob sob* "Yes Sir"
D West by Hirsute1 March 16, 2010
1. Yo, I went out with D West last night and he drove away the pussy right quick.

2. D West is holding on to that V Card tight
D West by Pussy Wagon February 19, 2009
Related Words

B West'd 

A state of complete and total intoxication in which the person is hospitalized and is seen among his/ her peers as having obtained legendary status.
Nurse 1 to Nurse 2: "Charlie Sheen was in here the other day, almost B West'd"

Student 1 to Student 2: "Dude! I'm planning on getting completley B West'd on the weekend"

Student 2: ".......Are you suicidal??"
B West'd by 4real? September 13, 2011

Kanye West'd 

When receiving sexual stimulation for pleasure from another person (male or female) you interrupt them to explain a past partner performed said act with a lot more skill. Then you allow them to continue said act.
I tell you I Kanye West'd her last night? I said "Yo Taylor, I'm gonna let you finish, but Ashley gave the best head I ever had"
Kanye West'd by Jb3oh3 September 16, 2009

Kayne west'd 

When Receiving sexual stimulation for pleasure from another person (male or female) you interrupt them explain a past partner performed said act with much more skill. Then you let hem continue with said act.
Did I tell you I kayne west'd her last night? I said, "you Taylor, I'm gonna let you finish, but just let me tell you that Ashley gave me the best head ever the other day!". Then the bitch got up and left? Can you believe that?

West Oxfordshire'd

When someone with a small amount of power uses it in an unhelpful or petty way and everyone hears about it. From Clarkson’s Farm season 2.
I know I was petty to reject Dave’s annual leave request, but I didn’t think I’d West Oxfordshire'd it.

'Getting Westy'd'

To fall asleep and have bad embarassing things happen to you. Named after 'Colin West', the master of this art.
Falling asleep and waking up in the opposition's football top, with Dolmio in your shoes.

"Pete's having a flatwarming tonight, you're so 'Getting Westy'd' "