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Cylindrical Pouring Device 

A jug.

You understand?

Just a jug.

IT'S A FUCKING JUG!
<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!
Cylindrical Pouring Device by LD December 15, 2004

Colindres 

When somebody likes their own status update on Facebook (especially chronically).
You see that Nehemias over there pulled another Colindres on that pancake booty photo blog he posted?
Colindres by Massive Sigh June 23, 2012

Cylindrist 

Derived from a Latin word 'cylindro' which means a roller. A Cylindrist is someone who specializes in preparing and serving joints or blunts.
It sucks to have weed and paper but no cylindrist.

Quick my blunts breaking, do we a cylindrist on deck.
Cylindrist by Nineofour 061719 June 16, 2019

cylinderberries 

Tart condiment served as an accompaniment to roast poultry, usually at Thanksgiving or Christmas, retaining the shape of the can from which it was extruded.
Please pass the cylinderberries.

Cylindrabout 

A multi-layered, cylindrical roundabout.
James: How much longer until we get home?
Janet: We still have a few more layers on the cylindrabout to go.
Cylindrabout by HeroNoodle September 10, 2023