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Cylindrical Pouring Device 

A jug.

You understand?

Just a jug.

IT'S A FUCKING JUG!
<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!
Cylindrical Pouring Device by LD December 15, 2004

culinarista 

a person who loves culinary delights, by like a barista prefers to create delights rather just consume them.
Jaimie is such a culinarista these days. He's doing "come dine with me" at his place this Friday.

She's not just a cook but a culinarista because she uses the secret ingredient of passion every time she 'plates up'.
culinarista by jersee April 1, 2011

Cylindrosphere

Geometric shape with cylindrical body and two hemispheres on each end
propane tanks are a cylindrosphere
Cylindrosphere by Blitzkrieg13 March 17, 2009

cylindrical glass saber 

S: Bro, pass the cylindrical glass saber please? Lookin to pack some danks...

M: Alright man... but I get greens.

Cylindictus

A condescending jerk who simultaneously displays strong moral values, and treats others with the utmost respect, and disrespect (at the same time but not condescendingly).
"I can't believe how cylindictus you're being right now"
"Oh I'm sorry" -(sarcastic but with absolute sincerity).
Cylindictus by FarqMuff September 4, 2019