Cylindrist

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Derived from a Latin word 'cylindro' which means a roller. A Cylindrist is someone who specializes in preparing and serving joints or blunts.

It sucks to have weed and paper but no cylindrist.

Quick my blunts breaking, do we a cylindrist on deck.

Cylindrist by Nineofour 061719 June 16, 2019

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Cylindrical Pouring Device

A jug.

You understand?

Just a jug.

IT'S A FUCKING JUG!

<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!

Cylindrical Pouring Device by LD December 15, 2004

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culinarista

a person who loves culinary delights, by like a barista prefers to create delights rather just consume them.

Jaimie is such a culinarista these days. He's doing "come dine with me" at his place this Friday.

She's not just a cook but a culinarista because she uses the secret ingredient of passion every time she 'plates up'.

culinarista by jersee April 1, 2011

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Cylindrical love sword

A new lovely way to say penis.

Put your cylindrical love sword in my triangular prism of love.

Cylindrical love sword by Laura Ch. January 13, 2008

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Cylindrosphere

Geometric shape with cylindrical body and two hemispheres on each end

propane tanks are a cylindrosphere

Cylindrosphere by Blitzkrieg13 March 17, 2009

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cylindrical glass saber

A marijuana smoking apparatus

A bong

S: Bro, pass the cylindrical glass saber please? Lookin to pack some danks...

M: Alright man... but I get greens.

cylindrical glass saber by BigEasy88 March 28, 2013

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Cylindictus

A condescending jerk who simultaneously displays strong moral values, and treats others with the utmost respect, and disrespect (at the same time but not condescendingly).

"I can't believe how cylindictus you're being right now"
"Oh I'm sorry" -(sarcastic but with absolute sincerity).

Cylindictus by FarqMuff September 4, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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