CPD

Calorie per dollar

This burger costs 5 bucks and has 500 calories. So it has a CPD of 100

by Ahmad Alnabhan December 29, 2021

CPD

Crackhead personality disorder

a person: laughs at nothing for 5 minutes
another person: “they have CPD”

by MsBhavin October 27, 2018

CPD

Compulsive Procrastination Disorder ( CPD ) - is a clinical psychological disorder, in which procrastination cannot be avoided. The diagnosed will find any means necessary to procrastinate.

*Phone Rings*
Guy 1: " Hello "
Caller: "hey man, it john, you still game for study sesh tonight ? "
Guy 1: " uh... sorry man, my mom just called, she needs a foot rub"
Caller: "Dude, you have a problem, you need to get real. CPD is not cool man, not cool."

by Doctor Crusty Pimple, MD March 29, 2010

CPD

Crazy Poop Drunk. The state of being drunk to the point of crazy poopness.

Frank: what do you wanna do tonight?
Joe: Lets get CPD!

by cc09 October 17, 2009

CPD

This is what people from Columbus, Ohio call the Columbus Police Department (usually a police car, or patty wagon)

"Oh shit, nigga put that blunt down, and put your seatbelt on, CPD comin' driving towards us.

by iRep614 October 21, 2008

cpd

crazy piner dyke. them bitches is crazy and you definently dont want to start a fight with one.

crystal cahoon is one cpd

by ihatesmith February 21, 2005

CPD

CPD means "Crap Pad Day." Pad crap happens when a player of ITG or DDR gets a bad judgement score, whether it is a miss or a way off. This usually happens on bad machines or ones that aren't kept well.

"Hey David, how was your day?" - Josh
"Oh, it was a CPD." - David

by DJ Digital Rave August 28, 2008