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Cybersix 

When millions of numerically challenged netizens apparently or unexplainably want to read more about the properties of the number six than those of other one-digit whole numbers much to the surprise of mathematicians, psychologists, and even theologians.
Why cybersix attracts so much interest even among math-anxious folks? Are they curious to know more about the six days of creation, as described in the Bible? Do they want to read up about the beautiful properties of the perfect number six? Or, could it be something else that isn’t so obvious to most logical or puritan minds?
Cybersix by Covido July 22, 2022
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Cybersexual Tension

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PARKSTEN5473: LiIiKe OmiiIiGaWdD SaLLy! YoUu CraZzi BiItcH thAts CYBERSEXUAL TENSION tO ThE MaX.@!!!
Cybersexual Tension by KtrashyC October 20, 2007

cybersitter 

The bane of every teenager's life

A piece of software that is blocks out all content over the internet it deems offensive. Social sites such as are blocked as they are "Dangerous"
Admirable on paper, but the software falls to bits in practise, as innocuous words are blocked without explanation, "Marriage", "ha'te" etc, whilst it chooses not to block "illegal and dagerous satanic fundamentalist cults that encourages repatriotism and random massacres of women and children"

Software currently installed on the computer I am now typing on

The software can even be tailored so that any feminine-sounding name can be blocked out. Political correctness gone MAAAAD I'm sure you'll agree.

words blocked out
hero!ne
ha'te
dru'g
br'east
marri'age
de'ath
my'space
fac'ebook

and some that aren't....
satan
satanic
massacre
evil
homocide
genocide
John: "I think I'll research the causes of b'reast cancer for my homework assignment"
Cybersitter-enabled PC: "owned!"
John: "Sh!it. Man this software sucks"
cybersitter by chrismoore@home November 20, 2006

cybersex 

A simulation of sex performed in a chat room, via roleplaying, between a male and a male pretending to be a female.
Bob logged on as "HotKatie69" and proceeded to have cybersex with "DaRealestManEver".
cybersex by Evil Zak October 10, 2003

Cybersexual 

Broo you're cybersexual...!!!
Cybersexual by Yourmaker7 February 9, 2019

CyberSex 

Cybersex is a virtual sex encounter in which two or more persons connected remotely via a computer network send one another sexually explicit messages describing a sexual experience
Noah: Let's Cyber <3
Anna: okay let's pretend to be on my mom's bed
CyberSex by Krycek April 28, 2005

Cybersex 

(V.) When two people meet up on an Internet Chatroom and pretend to have sex.
Cybersex is usually practised by horny teenagers who have no friends or 37 year old males who still live with their mothers.
HoTgUy3634: Hey asl?
SXcBiATCH2K4: 14/f/aus
HoTgUy3634: 17/m/usa
SXcBiATCH2K4: wanna cyber?!?
HoTgUy3634: Sure!!!1111

(Usually go on to say things like:
I suk ur rok-hard cock...
...And then I fuk u rlly hard)

NOTE: Both people will probably be bullshitting about their details.
Cybersex by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004