16 definitions by Evil Zak

Used to describe someone who is unable to read Strong Bad e-mail.
The server crashed, so we're all faint of butt.
by Evil Zak July 27, 2003
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In TFC, an explosive device that is set by a demoman and, despite giving off noises that make it blatantly obvious it's there, still kills no fewer than four n00bs each time.
Unless you're deaf, there is no excuse for being killed by a detpack.
by Evil Zak July 26, 2003
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1. A Spanish name
2. What ARMASIEL thinks is the opposite of an ego: suicidal tendencies. But we all know it really isn't.
1. Mestado y Hernandez tienen mucho hambre!
2. ARMASIEL is a complete dumbfuck so he tried to tell Evil Zak some bullshit about a mestado being a desire to commit hari-kiri. But Evil Zak was smart enough to look up the word on various sites, and so ARMASIEL was owned.
by Evil Zak August 1, 2003
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Founder of the Fore Horsemen along with "Hole In One" Barry Darsow, Booker Tee, and Golfdust. His most famous move was his finisher, the Tiger Woods Driver 91. He was killed in a Casket Match when his opponent, The Nudertaker, killed him with a ten-ton dildo while holding him in the Naked Rear Lock.
Golfberg was always a big fan of Kick Foley.
by Evil Zak September 24, 2003
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A simulation of sex performed in a chat room, via roleplaying, between a male and a male pretending to be a female.
Bob logged on as "HotKatie69" and proceeded to have cybersex with "DaRealestManEver".
by Evil Zak October 11, 2003
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The life of words. Often associated with thuganomics.
Regardless of which crazy nigga invented it, John Cena owns him, so he owns Word Life.
by Evil Zak September 25, 2003
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