Cxeat

to eat weirdly, like a cunt?

1: why you cxeating man
2: he cxeated first
3: nomnomnomnom *slurps*

Cxeat by hazyhazry December 20, 2024

Diablo the Cheater 

Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.

"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater?"

Diablo the Cheater by xxAmogusxx July 10, 2021

Jesus Cheater 

A publicly devout man or woman who uses their pious reputation to aid in cheating on their partners. Can be either using the excuse of church activities or "ministering" to folk as a cover for their trysts, or making ostentatious public displays of religious contrition to rehabilitate their image after being caught.

Sue: "Wow, Bob's really involved in the Church Choir."
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."

OR

Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."

Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"

Jesus Cheater by Mai Ainsel July 25, 2021

Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug) 

Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.

"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug)?"
"Yeah that guy. what's he famous for again?"
"Playing Interdimensional Sex Simulator Daily."

Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug) by xxAmogusxx July 10, 2021

cheat lane 

a word to describe your second favorite member of a group or band you stan. often found swerving to their lane.

friend: “oh my god, michael clifford from 5sos is so hot!”

friend 2: “i know right, he’s my cheat lane”

cheat lane by 5SOS5 January 6, 2021

creatalytical

the ability to determine a unique answer, idea or solution by the means of processing information utilizing a combination of analysis and creativity

She used so much creatalytical thinking in her innovative and efficient architecture for the new multi-purpose arts district, that she was recognized by her peers with the annual best design award.

creatalytical by LaMachineary November 13, 2015

Create Optionality

Sneaky way to say cheat in a committed relationship.

To leave ones options open (to cheat)

I didn't mean to hurt you- I just needed to create optionality in our relationship.

Create Optionality by babimia September 11, 2020