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A sexual term for pastry ehaculate.
Gilligan cweemed on/in his brothers fresh biscuits.
Cweem by ACEMONEY September 9, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
a simple dog meme that includes the letter “m” in most of his words. he only says one word at a time. cheems can be feisty at times but is generally a good friend to the characters in his memes. he slightly resembles Doge.
did you see that cheems meme?

the one where he said “thamk you”?
yeah that one. classic cheems
Cheems by short bear January 17, 2020
Related Words
Cweem cheem cweet Cheemo cheema Creemee Cheems Mindset Cwee cweet one Ceemen
Someone who cheems or consumes cheem. Ie, Goat Spunk.
Person 1: I can't believe we lost the round to THAT guy..
Person 2: Yeah, He's a total cheemer.
Cheemer by SusDog_42 February 21, 2023
cheems
"cheems"

-Albert Einstein
cheems by That_one_funny_guy December 16, 2019

Cweet One 

Usually used towards a peng gal with big bunda
For Example:
"Oi Miss Your a Cweet One and you got mad bunda"
Cweet One by BundaInspector March 1, 2021
A form of doge, with a speech impediment that makes him say things like, "Cheemsburger" and "Friemds"
I just met cheems.
cheems by beetx January 23, 2020

Cheems Mindset

Cheems mindset is the reflexive belief that barriers to policy outcomes are natural laws that we should not waste our time considering how to overcome. The term can also be applied to the same "can't do" attitude in non-policy contexts, including business and science.

The term was coined by Jeremy Driver for his newsletter, Normielisation.
He displayed cheems mindset when he said there wouldn't be vaccines for another five years.
Cheems Mindset by minionman May 30, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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