Cuzphobia 

or (Cousinphobia)

A rare mutation of Mephobia (Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.), where the phobia appears in two or more first cousins almost simultaneously.

Cure - There is none.

Cousin1: "Cousin, we have a problem. I have just diagnosed myself with Cuzphobia and you're the nearest cousin which means..."
Cousin2: "NO! Now we'll never find someone as awesome as us!"

Cuzphobia by Original_cousin October 24, 2012

curaphobia 

A fear of having to engage in the performance or management of business or personal operations involving paperwork.

I haven't invoiced any of my customers for the last 6 months because of my acute curaphobia.

curaphobia by Lorien Gamaroff November 26, 2009

Covphobia 

Covphobia

He must suffer from covphobia as in his own house when alone he wears a mask.

Covphobia by Bad Greuter May 8, 2020

Cumphobia

The irrational fear of semen/a male's cum.

"My girlfriend never sucks me off these days. Idk if she's tired of me, or she just has cumphobia."

Cumphobia by PoisonFlames January 4, 2021

Cuckphobia 

Fear of being a cuck or being involved in a cuck situation.

Last night my boyfriend told me that he has cuckphobia, so I can’t have sex with other people in front of him.

Cuckphobia by Digbickenergy2000 June 15, 2022

Cudiphobia 

The fear of having oral sex in an automobile.

Brad Pitt developed Cudiphobia after he got into a car accident while getting head from Angelina Jolie.

Cudiphobia by Iduc May 22, 2009

Cumaphobia 

Fear of male sexual excrement that goes beyond fear of spitting/swallowing. One suffering from cumaphobia usually substantiates her fear by delivering meaingless threats such as "If your cum comes anywhere near my face I will wipe it on your shirt."

These threats are worthless because those suffering from cumaphobia fail to realize that a messy shirt is worth a shot in the face.

"As I was about to cum, my girlfriend freaked out. Realizing that she suffered from cumaphobia, I helped her face her fear by shooting a load all over her face."

Cumaphobia by Jolly May 31, 2004