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Cutjob by TheSexanation January 10, 2011
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Cumjob
A sex act; After a cumslut takes a load in the mouth and immediately uses it as lubricant for another blowjob
Synonym for the phrase “sloppy second blowjob”
Synonym for the phrase “sloppy second blowjob”
Kirsten scott has the best cumjob scene for spermmania!
After I came in her mouth she gave my friend a cumjob
After I came in her mouth she gave my friend a cumjob
Cumjob by CCS Enthusiast November 22, 2021
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Cuntjob
A Cuntjob is someone that's fails at anything they try. Can mostly refer to assholes that pull dumbass or childish pranks. The female equivalent of Jerk-Off, but mostly refers to guys as they are the ones that do the most stupid shit. Can also refer to a way of getting a chick off.
He was such a fucking cuntjob that no one ever wanted to friends with his douchenozzling ass again.
I gave her the best cuntjob of her life and she's loved me ever since.
I gave her the best cuntjob of her life and she's loved me ever since.
Cuntjob by Wickeddealer January 19, 2010
California Catjob
“Yo Mike, did you fuck Kelly after your date last night?”
“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”
“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”
California Catjob by BigPapa384 October 21, 2022
Catjob
The act of pulling down a females pants, discovering her Extremely hairy vagina but don't mind it and start licking away.
John: so how was ur night with that bitch?
Bob: she looked madd good, but that bitch had a hairy pussy.
John: EWW WTF DID YOU LEAVE?
Bob: actually, I didn't mind it, and I gave her a catjob.
John: ur fucking sick dude.
Bob: she looked madd good, but that bitch had a hairy pussy.
John: EWW WTF DID YOU LEAVE?
Bob: actually, I didn't mind it, and I gave her a catjob.
John: ur fucking sick dude.
Catjob by mr. escobar January 18, 2009
cujoboobies
Hideous, deformed breasts, generally possessing acne and unkempt matted hair with unnaturally large areola's resembling that of personal pan pizzas with shoe string excretions.
cujoboobies by Pegasus1! November 8, 2012
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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EBK
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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