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When an emo cuts his dick then masterbaits to it the pin he is enduring.
Hey wanna come to my house and has a back to back cutjob?
Cutjob by TheSexanation January 10, 2011
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A sex act; After a cumslut takes a load in the mouth and immediately uses it as lubricant for another blowjob

Synonym for the phrase “sloppy second blowjob”
Kirsten scott has the best cumjob scene for spermmania!

After I came in her mouth she gave my friend a cumjob
Cumjob by CCS Enthusiast November 22, 2021
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A Cuntjob is someone that's fails at anything they try. Can mostly refer to assholes that pull dumbass or childish pranks. The female equivalent of Jerk-Off, but mostly refers to guys as they are the ones that do the most stupid shit. Can also refer to a way of getting a chick off.
He was such a fucking cuntjob that no one ever wanted to friends with his douchenozzling ass again.

I gave her the best cuntjob of her life and she's loved me ever since.
Cuntjob by Wickeddealer January 19, 2010

California Catjob

Receiving a handjob with a burlap sack placed over the penis
Yo Mike, did you fuck Kelly after your date last night?”

“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”
California Catjob by BigPapa384 October 21, 2022
The act of pulling down a females pants, discovering her Extremely hairy vagina but don't mind it and start licking away.
John: so how was ur night with that bitch?

Bob: she looked madd good, but that bitch had a hairy pussy.

John: EWW WTF DID YOU LEAVE?

Bob: actually, I didn't mind it, and I gave her a catjob.

John: ur fucking sick dude.
Catjob by mr. escobar January 18, 2009

cujoboobies 

Hideous, deformed breasts, generally possessing acne and unkempt matted hair with unnaturally large areola's resembling that of personal pan pizzas with shoe string excretions.
Unfortunately that broad had some Cujoboobies and I am now scarred for life.
cujoboobies by Pegasus1! November 8, 2012
1. The act of shooting your load.

2. A stupid, moronic person.

3. A job that involves cumming often, i.e. being a ho or man-whore
1. Thanks for that, Melissa. I really needed a cumjob because my nutsack was full.

2. George W. Bush is a cumjob.

3. Sarah is doing webcam -- talk about a cumjob.
cumjob by Playilan December 9, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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