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A sex act; After a cumslut takes a load in the mouth and immediately uses it as lubricant for another blowjob

Synonym for the phrase “sloppy second blowjob”
Kirsten scott has the best cumjob scene for spermmania!

After I came in her mouth she gave my friend a cumjob
Cumjob by CCS Enthusiast November 22, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
1. The act of shooting your load.

2. A stupid, moronic person.

3. A job that involves cumming often, i.e. being a ho or man-whore
1. Thanks for that, Melissa. I really needed a cumjob because my nutsack was full.

2. George W. Bush is a cumjob.

3. Sarah is doing webcam -- talk about a cumjob.
cumjob by Playilan December 9, 2008

Tyler cumjob 

A pasty white fuckboy who can usually be found tormenting the protesters with his hairy dong in hand. His hobbies are saying no to dispo and calling people scumbags.
Yooo look at that Tyler cumjob over there he do be loving men tho
Tyler cumjob by LilCup June 1, 2020

cumgobbler 

Ye who gobbles massive amounts of sloppy cum
Holy shit my girlfriend acted like a little cumgobbler after i jizzed in her face after 2 hours of a giant bukkake
cumgobbler by dan breuninger September 16, 2005

cumgobbler 

one who likes to gobble cum.
Lick it up cumgobbler.
cumgobbler by Anonymous May 18, 2003

cumbobulate 

when you cum and bobulate at the same time
Adam just cumbobulated his pants and brain
cumbobulate by Salad rater January 17, 2023
The season of slpooging all over little children and old people in retirement homes. People also like to consume the sploog on the night of cumtober.
- I can't wait for cumtober so me and granny can have fun later
Cumtober by Taslang August 30, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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