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A Cuntjob is someone that's fails at anything they try. Can mostly refer to assholes that pull dumbass or childish pranks. The female equivalent of Jerk-Off, but mostly refers to guys as they are the ones that do the most stupid shit. Can also refer to a way of getting a chick off.
He was such a fucking cuntjob that no one ever wanted to friends with his douchenozzling ass again.

I gave her the best cuntjob of her life and she's loved me ever since.
Cuntjob by Wickeddealer January 19, 2010
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Cuntmobile 

An automobile driven by a cunt. Usually dented, dinged and scratched due to the driver's habit of simultaneously caking makeup over her ugly, gabbing on the cellphone, trying to find a station playing her favorite top-40 pop song, sipping an extra large double foam half-caf caramel iced latte with 4 Splendas, and beating her fatherless whelps in the back seat, instead of paying attention to traffic. A cuntmobile's engine noise typifies neglect of regular oil changes and tuneups, and the brakes tend to squeal at every stop as few cunts understand the importance of changing pads (brake or otherwise).
"Jesus Joey, wasn't your neighbor's car new a month ago? it's all dinged and scratched already" "Yeah, last month it was a new automobile, now it's a broken-in cuntmobile."
Cuntmobile by ninjadick March 7, 2010

chrome covered cuntmobile

1) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car designed soley for attracting shallow minded women.

2) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car driven by a pimp.
Tim: "Check-out Danny In is chrome covered cuntmobile!"

John: "Think He'll pick-up chicks in that thing?"

Tim: "Hell! You already know he's a pimp with ten years experience!"
The act of jabbing a female's vaginal area.
Yo, cuntjab that ho.
cuntjab by Mike Gillette December 29, 2007

cuntgoblin

A person who has an unhealthy preoccupation with the female genitalia; a person who actively seeks to have contact with female genitalia through indirect means (i.e. through touching underwear)
"Stupid cuntgoblin tried to put his hand up in my skirt"
cuntgoblin by Lector Landgrab January 20, 2009

Cuntmobile 

A vehicle whose driver cares not about other road users or the environment a.k.a. a Range Rover
He drove his cuntmobile to Barnard castle to get an eye test
Cuntmobile by JL February 8, 2021

cuntfobia 

Someone who is scared or frightened by someone who is or who has a Cunt/Vagina.
Sorry I'm scared and frightened of cunts I have Cuntfobia
cuntfobia by memimi April 5, 2015
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