Curtainium 

The time in which two people from different time zones are awake.

I’ll call you next curtainium

Curtainium by 1928374 December 13, 2021

Curtainised 

The act of having your hair cut in a centre parting.

"I love that actor who plays Jeremy Darling in Dirty Sexy Money!"
"What the one who had his hair curtainised?"

Curtainised by lumhan March 18, 2009

Richard Crainium 

In The Meanin Of "Dick Head" Richard For Dick And Crainium For Head.

That Guy Was a Richard Crainium

Richard Crainium by tex115 March 24, 2010

beef curtainitis 

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.

paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.

beef curtainitis by vulvahammer July 9, 2010

meat curtaining 

the female form of teabagging.

i was meat curtaining an enemy online when someone sniped me from behind.

meat curtaining by mm14 November 13, 2011

Curtaining. 

The act of putting a curtain between two males as they engage sexualy with a female situated in the middle. This lets the threesome occur without either male witness the others sweaty leering face and cumface. Reducing the result of a turn off. High fives may still occur around the side of the curtain.

"Curtaining." is so much better for my eyes."

"Jack and James curtained Jill last night."

Curtaining. by Kreg1st April 12, 2010

Blue-curtainism 

The belief that there is nothing more to art than surface-level interpretation and that anyone who tries to find deeper meaning is an idiot, a practice of anti-intellectualism.

"Why do you even care about symbolism and themes? The curtains are just blue!"
-typical subscriber to blue-curtainism

Blue-curtainism by The_Kickster September 20, 2023