10 definitions by vulvahammer

douche musket

1. a term that is applicable when douche nozzle does not accurately describe the person or people in question.
2. an awesome fucking name to call people.

dude1: you see that queaf with his popped collar??
dude2: yeah, what a douche musket.

by vulvahammer November 21, 2009

beef curtainitis

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.

paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.

by vulvahammer July 8, 2010

schlong fondler

one who fondles schlong(s)

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.

by vulvahammer May 28, 2010

turd sculptor

the "art" or act of attempting to make something out of shit either literally or figuratively.

Dude 1: did you see the new movie that turd sculptor tim burton put out?

Dude 2: yeah...between helena bonham carter and that script he sure had his hands full of shit, huh?

Dude 1: yep.

by vulvahammer May 28, 2010

dick recipient

one who receives dick in any capacity regardless of gender.

dude 1_"your mom's a filthy dick recipient."
dude 2_"so's your dad." ::laughs::
dude 1_ : (

by vulvahammer July 8, 2010

Shitbox 360

Unbelievably unreliable piece of shit game console created by Microsoft. 65% Failure rate pretty much says it all. Possibly the worst electronic device of all time. If you are thinking about buying a Shitbox 360, save yourself the time and misery and just flush a few hundred dollars down the toilet and jam a cinder block up your own ass.

Dude 1_my xbox 360 quit working AGAIN!

Dude 2_what's that now, like 5 times that's happened? that's what you get for buying a shitbox 360 though.

by vulvahammer October 14, 2010

ugly parrot

a sexual move that involves sneaking up behind a girl and laying your junk on her shoulder and squawking like a parrot in a loud and obnoxious tone.

My girlfriend was typing a paper last night and it was the perfect opportunity to whip my junk out, perch it on her shoulder and squawk like a parrot. Hence, the ugly parrot.

by vulvahammer October 22, 2009