Dude 1: did you see the new movie that turd sculptor tim burton put out?
Dude 2: yeah...between helena bonham carter and that script he sure had his hands full of shit, huh?
Dude 1: yep.
Dude 2: yeah...between helena bonham carter and that script he sure had his hands full of shit, huh?
Dude 1: yep.
by vulvahammer May 28, 2010
general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.
by vulvahammer July 08, 2010
1. a term that is applicable when douche nozzle does not accurately describe the person or people in question.
2. an awesome fucking name to call people.
2. an awesome fucking name to call people.
by vulvahammer November 21, 2009
a place or period of time devoid of poon.
like the irish potato famine, except with vagina in place of the potato.
like the irish potato famine, except with vagina in place of the potato.
Dude 1: "Dude, Michelle said she isn't putting out for a few weeks."
Dude 2: "That sucks dude. Fucking poon famine."
Dude 2: "That sucks dude. Fucking poon famine."
by vulvahammer October 06, 2009
an excellent phrase to rid of unwanted pests. it informs the other concerned party that their mission, should they choose to accept it, is to fuck off and then get killed.
religion peddler @ door_"have you found christ?"
me_"no i haven't. i didn't even know he was missing."
religion peddler @ door_"take my beliefs seriously."
me_"fuck off and get killed."
me_"no i haven't. i didn't even know he was missing."
religion peddler @ door_"take my beliefs seriously."
me_"fuck off and get killed."
by vulvahammer July 08, 2010
-a fashion trend that has resulted from anorexia and malnourishment being depicted as, and associated with "beauty" by various celebrities and advertisements.
-the idea that intentionally starving oneself and looking like a death camp inmate is attractive and sexy.
-also a term used to describe any celebrity who looks as thought they just got released from Auschwitz.
-the idea that intentionally starving oneself and looking like a death camp inmate is attractive and sexy.
-also a term used to describe any celebrity who looks as thought they just got released from Auschwitz.
Person A:
"Those Olsen twins look like they need to eat a fucking sandwich or something."
Person B:
"They're death camp chic."
"Those Olsen twins look like they need to eat a fucking sandwich or something."
Person B:
"They're death camp chic."
by VulvaHammer April 29, 2010
a sexual move that involves sneaking up behind a girl and laying your junk on her shoulder and squawking like a parrot in a loud and obnoxious tone.
My girlfriend was typing a paper last night and it was the perfect opportunity to whip my junk out, perch it on her shoulder and squawk like a parrot. Hence, the ugly parrot.
by vulvahammer October 22, 2009