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world cuposer 

A world cuposer is someone who acts as if they know all about soccer (usually around the time of world cup) when in reality, they know little to nothing about the sport. Hardly even watching the world cup let alone the sport itself, they get all the info they need to on social networking sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

They'll also usually only be found talking about "big" teams such as Germany, Brazil, and Argentina and famous players such as Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, and Neymar.
World cuposer: Did you see that Mexico vs Brazil game the other week? Ochoa was a brick wall!

Soccer fan: Did YOU see the game?

World cuposer: Well... no but --

Soccer fan: Do you even know his first name?

World cuposer: ...
world cuposer by Yangarang July 4, 2014
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curiosexual 

When your sexuality is not yet certain, if you don't know whether you are attracted to men or women, or even both.
I heard Lloyd can't choose between John or Kate, i guess he's curiosexual.

You reaching the Curiosexual parade later?
curiosexual by lloyd john July 24, 2010

Cumposer 

Jean totally fakes her orgasms, she's a cumposer.
Cumposer by KetelOne415 March 26, 2009

Curiosexual 

A person who's sex drive is fueled by curiosity, someone who's always willing to try new erotic experiences.
I was a bit suspicious about that G-spot enlargment injection, but the curiosexual in me just couldn't resist.

Rob: So what's your kink?
Jan: Man, I'm a curiousexual. My kink is whatever I haven't tried yet.
Curiosexual by Laminestra June 16, 2019

Cürosel 

an object that you have tripped over, punched, kicked, or have had any physical contact with that caused you to curse or sware through pain.

PRONNOUNCED: Koo-rah-sell
SON OF A BITCH!!

Dude, what happened?

I think i just broke my fucking toe on that goddamn cürosel!

You mean the couch? Again? Fuck, man. It's been there for ten years. You should just move the damn thing!
Cürosel by RisaRisaRisa July 6, 2010

Carposexual 

Sexually attracted to carpets and other inanimate objects made of similar materials and/or baring strong resemblance to a carpet.
He is a carposexual
Carposexual by OPPAI-DONO July 10, 2019