Cürosel

an object that you have tripped over, punched, kicked, or have had any physical contact with that caused you to curse or sware through pain.

PRONNOUNCED: Koo-rah-sell
SON OF A BITCH!!

Dude, what happened?

I think i just broke my fucking toe on that goddamn cürosel!

You mean the couch? Again? Fuck, man. It's been there for ten years. You should just move the damn thing!
by RisaRisaRisa July 06, 2010
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