Cürosel

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an object that you have tripped over, punched, kicked, or have had any physical contact with that caused you to curse or sware through pain.

PRONNOUNCED: Koo-rah-sell

SON OF A BITCH!!

Dude, what happened?

I think i just broke my fucking toe on that goddamn cürosel!

You mean the couch? Again? Fuck, man. It's been there for ten years. You should just move the damn thing!

Cürosel by RisaRisaRisa July 6, 2010

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caroselli

a person who creates a series of circular references about people he knows on urban dictionary.com

i went around 6 times on a caroselli last night

caroselli by mad doc May 4, 2009

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Cürosel • caroselli • curselax • curseless

curselax

a crazy powerful pokemon that was invented by crazycloyster when he took over the world

Look at crazycloyster's amasing curselax

curselax by crazycloyster November 12, 2003

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curseless

Adjective for someone who is immune from any curses that are cast on them. Pretty much someone who's greatness outweighs any evil which is performed toward them.

There's no use in swearing at him; he's absolutely curseless. Better to turn a blind eye.

curseless by Darius the Great October 31, 2013

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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