Curfuckled

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When you're very confused about something that makes you question if you're an idiot or not.

After reading that text message I got so curfuckled that I started to question myself.

Curfuckled by CaliBoy18 July 11, 2020

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Cumfuckle

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.

Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert

Cumfuckle by Motownphilly February 17, 2021

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confuckled

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.

I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!

confuckled by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008

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Curfuckle

A negative mix of emotions that happens when everything in your life is fucked up

Guy: What happened?
Girl: I don't know, I'm in such a state of curfuckle.

Curfuckle by Vidman2002 September 18, 2016

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Cunfucked

To be confused as fuck.

Guy:I just ate some shrooms,and I'm cunfucked.
Girl:Wtf??

Cunfucked by SlipknotKid01 January 24, 2011

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cumfuckle

Waste Of Sperm

You are a cumfuckle

cumfuckle by C.Cardona,J.Bell April 22, 2018

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carfucked

when you car keeps breaking down on you and you keep investing money in trying to fix it

Dude, you are so carfucked!

carfucked by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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