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Curfuckle 

A negative mix of emotions that happens when everything in your life is fucked up
Guy: What happened?
Girl: I don't know, I'm in such a state of curfuckle.
Curfuckle by Vidman2002 September 18, 2016
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curfuckle 

sex after curfew, fucking when you aren't supposed to be out or up
1) girl: last night after my parents were asleep i snuck him in
friend: did you guys curfuckle?
girl: yes, best sex of my life

2) boy: my parents were sooo pissed.
friend: why? weren't you on a date last night?
boy: yeah, exactly. we were out sooo late. we definitely curfuckled.
friend: get suummm
curfuckle by horny unicorn April 7, 2011

Curfuckle 

Joe: What happened last night?
Bob: I heard there was a curfuckle between keith and the bartender!!!
Curfuckle by BLAAA!!! I am a unicorn. November 16, 2011

Curfuckled 

When you're very confused about something that makes you question if you're an idiot or not.
After reading that text message I got so curfuckled that I started to question myself.
Curfuckled by CaliBoy18 July 11, 2020

Curfuckle 

A curfew to fuck/have sex.
Oh shit! It's an hour past my curfuckle! Gotta run!
Curfuckle by ApersonA October 24, 2020

Cunfuckled

A state of confusion where one knows they are metaphorically fucked.
I have a chemistry test later and I don’t know the material.. I’m so cunfuckled
Cunfuckled by Sabrinaaaa. June 7, 2022
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