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Cunfuckled

A state of confusion where one knows they are metaphorically fucked.
I have a chemistry test later and I don’t know the material.. I’m so cunfuckled
by Sabrinaaaa. June 7, 2022
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confuckle

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
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by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009
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Cumfuckle

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.
Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert
by Motownphilly February 17, 2021
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Confucked

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.
The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.
by catfood69 May 11, 2016
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confuckled

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.
I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!
by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008
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Curfuckle

A negative mix of emotions that happens when everything in your life is fucked up
Guy: What happened?
Girl: I don't know, I'm in such a state of curfuckle.
by Vidman2002 September 18, 2016
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Cunfucked

Guy:I just ate some shrooms,and I'm cunfucked.
Girl:Wtf??
by SlipknotKid01 January 24, 2011
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