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curfuffle 

Sorry I'm late, everything at work was curfuffled and I couldn't leave until I straightened it out.
curfuffle by Mary Jo October 11, 2005
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Curfuffle 

Curfuffle is a word that one would use in a messy or sticky situation.
Girl 1: “Omg, I just found out that I’m pregnant!”
Girl 2: “That’s quite the curfuffle you’re in!”
Curfuffle by mfb_2732 December 15, 2019

Curfuffle 

To make a mistake
Or to say something was an accident
I didn't mean to get into a fight with those guys I guess I got into a little bit of a curfuffle
Curfuffle by Llamas r cool March 10, 2017

Curfuffle 

A confuddle/curfuffle is a odd occurrence that many elderly women use as a replacement for sexual language. Pronounced: con-fuddle and c-er-fuddle
- man touches 70yr old ladies boozum- elderly lady: I've just had a curfuffle/confuddle!!!
Curfuffle by OldLadyCurfuffles April 6, 2019

curfuffle 

Tom: oh shit i made a mistake! Craig: that’s a bad word! say curfuffle!

“Oh curfuffle”

curfuffle foundation 

When a Persian opens their bum to start world takeover. When blond Frenchmen offer buttex to Persian shmales for occult knowledge and get about 79% of that shit.
Tōkōwā destroyed the shit from the curfuffle foundation and the male or female buttholes running it for Saudi Arabia.
curfuffle foundation by sinrlifemattrs September 10, 2025

Cruffleaupop 

The feeling of satisfaction from peeling a large piece of eggshell from a boiled egg.

Verb: the act of peeling a large piece of eggshell from a boiled egg
Man, peeling a boiled egg can be so frustrating as the shell comes off in tiny little pieces but sometimes, you get a really big piece and it just feels amazing, like cruffleaupop!
Cruffleaupop by T2dak March 14, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

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age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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