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Cumbleswatch
A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.
Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.
Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!
Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"
*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!
Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"
*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
Cumbleswatch by fat obese lady July 12, 2017
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curbled
curbled by lol-blight June 29, 2010
Jacuzzi Cubbles
1. Jacuzzi bubbles made out of semen
A Jacuzzi Cubble* can be produced when two or more gay males are in a jacuzzi, and they ejaculate in the water. Any bubbles that rise to the surface thereafter are referred to as Cubbles, seeing as they are now tainted with semen.
*The word Cubble mixes the word CUM and the word BUBBLE
A Jacuzzi Cubble* can be produced when two or more gay males are in a jacuzzi, and they ejaculate in the water. Any bubbles that rise to the surface thereafter are referred to as Cubbles, seeing as they are now tainted with semen.
*The word Cubble mixes the word CUM and the word BUBBLE
Timmy and Eric were having a nice time fucking each others ass in the jacuzzi, when suddenly Eric came in Timmy's asshole. The semen escaped and floated to the surface making many Jacuzzi Cubbles.
Jacuzzi Cubbles by theIZ May 24, 2010
Cubbles the troll
Is an unpleasant thing. It means feces or poop it actually means the s word and is not usally a nice thing to say.
Cubbles the troll by Bing Ordanate September 16, 2009
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