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EDP's cupcake 

Alias used by popular rapper Kanye East in the hit song "Fortnite Balls", revealing that he is in fact EDP's sexual partner.
Originated from drama surrounding competitive eater EDP's sussy choice in cupcake flavour.
"I'm EDP's cupcake, Kim cheated
Laugh my ass off, big cheese
Kim left me, 19$ Fortnite card"
- Kanye East, Fortnite Balls
EDP's cupcake by dude-man69 October 6, 2021

Edp's Cupcake 

Edp's cupcake is an underage dish which consists of Almost 99% of the mass of the human body is made up of six elements: oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus. Only about 0.85% is composed of another five elements: potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, and magnesium. And can only cook during the night, Cause ya gotta give yo meat a good ol' rub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But most importantly Edp's cupcake was very erotic and worth eating atleast once in your life, Make sure there aint no fucking police nearby tho.....
Hey did u taste Edp's cupcake
Yeah, and I got a free trip to the prison
Edp's Cupcake by Murtuza June 6, 2021

Devil's Cupcake

When you squirt whipped cream in a hookers arsehole and she then farts it back in your face. Best practiced in kinky, no inhibitions whorehouses.
Man I just did a Devil's Cupcake with Eat and Cake at the Devils Den, shit got nasty

Cupid's Cupcake 

A sexual practice wherein the vagina-bearing partner spreads themselves while laying back and frosts their nether-region with buttercream frosting and red or pink sprinkles. In a pinch, store bought is fine.
Friend 1: "Dude it was the Valentine's day of dreams! She even let me lap up a Cupid's Cupcake! Way better than the bakery haha"

Friend 2: "Slathered her beat box with frosting and sprinkles? Dude ya'll have problems. Kinky problems but problems nonetheless.
Cupid's Cupcake by Ronsworth January 28, 2021

EDP445's Cupcake 

the stipulation that no matter where you go on the internet, there will always be a pedophile
Children always need to fear EDP445's Cupcake.
EDP445's Cupcake by sumofevil December 7, 2022

Cupid's Cupcake 

A sexual practice wherein the vagina-bearing partner adorns said orifice with buttercream frosting and heart-shaped sprinkles.
Friend 1: "Dude a pearl-necklace?! My girl topped that when she gave me a Cupid's Cupcake for Valentine's Day!"

Friend 2: "Brooo, she let you lap at that frosted tunnel of love? Was it homemade?"

Friend 1: "No store-bought but in a pinch it works"
Cupid's Cupcake by Ronsworth January 28, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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