Definitions by Murtuza
Beatus Meatus
Beatus meatus is the act of secretly (or in public) issuing a pushing movement on yo natural dongus until white joos leaks out. (red joos is optional)
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).
Beatus Meatus by Murtuza August 29, 2021
Nawaz Chungus
Nawaz Chungus is when Big Chungus took a wrong turn trying to escape the cops due to tax evasion and went into the holy house of Jamal... he followed Chungism and led a prosperous life.
Nawaz Chungus by Murtuza June 28, 2021
Edp's Cupcake
Edp's cupcake is an underage dish which consists of Almost 99% of the mass of the human body is made up of six elements: oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus. Only about 0.85% is composed of another five elements: potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, and magnesium. And can only cook during the night, Cause ya gotta give yo meat a good ol' rub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But most importantly Edp's cupcake was very erotic and worth eating atleast once in your life, Make sure there aint no fucking police nearby tho.....
Edp's Cupcake by Murtuza June 6, 2021
Lubby Tubby
When a certain man ejaculates in a male dog's rectum, A chemical reaction occurs.
The man then opens the male dog's genitals and eats all the reproductive organs.
He then vomits it all out, The result of his vomit is called lubby tubby
The man then opens the male dog's genitals and eats all the reproductive organs.
He then vomits it all out, The result of his vomit is called lubby tubby
Lubby Tubby by Murtuza May 25, 2021