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Cup monkey

People, usually kids, running around Festival venues collecting plastic or paper cups to return them and get a cash refund. Normally spotted with unbelievably high stacks that they somehow are able to carry. Some can over enthusiastically try and take cups before you’ve actually finished! Great way though to tackle litter collection and recycling!
There’s loads of cup monkeys snatching your beer before you’ve even had the chance to finish it!
by Irishexplorer September 1, 2019
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Cup Monkey

Gripping (with big monkey penis fingers) a cup or any drinking receptacle like a monkey. In short ... holding a cup like you would hold your shaft if you were hung like a Zanzibar teadybear.
Hey Ben why do you hold your glass of Kasteel like a cup monkey ?
by Nice one Roy! April 30, 2025
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Cup-monkey

Bend a monkey over and bottom to bottom. Shove a cup up its ass. And use it as a cup.
Want tea? Its in the cup-monkey?
by Fuckedup2029 August 19, 2019
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Cup and monkey

Post-sex cupping your hand down there to prevent spillage and walking - which resembles a monkey walk.
by K11f December 14, 2014
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money cup

The funnnest and easiest way to get fucked up...

A form of the infamous game beer pong, in which players have all of the cups the same as beer pong except the front cup is filled to the brim with your brew of choice, with no foam at all allowed, and if the cup is made the opposing team has to drink (or chug if they call themselves men) and re-fill it (this cup is called the Money Cup). The money cup is the last cup to be made to claim victory, and there is an unlimited amount of times the money cup can be made and each time it is it must be refilled until it is overflowing.

The main goal of the game is to make as many money cups as possible, while also claiming victory.
Naulx: "Hey anybody want to play money cup with me and Bean?"

Collins: "Yeah bro me and Bobby are down to get super wasted even though it's Monday. Lets ball."
by IL-GA November 25, 2010
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Money Cup

A game you play while watching live baseball games to add some excitement. Involves passing the "Money Cup" around and betting a buck on each batter... if your batter strikes out you leave the dollar in the money cup and pass it on to the next person. If your batter gets a single you get one dollar back, double two, triple three, home run (or any RBI) you get whatever is in the cup. Official rules are on facebook...
We had a "Money Cup' game going at the Sox game and I won $45.
As soon as the people around us at the game saw that we were playing Money Cup they had to know what we were doing and if they could get in.
by NutinbutTrouble November 21, 2010
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cyclops monkeys in a cup

Created on April 10th, 2008 by a young sexy beast of a boy named *censored* *censored* *censored*, Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup were an instant hit to the entire school. With their floppy, flailing arms, funny looking eye, and selling agreement with McDonald's, these lovable little items became an instant hit to the shopping market of the United States. Such a hit were they, in fact, that even the President and his cabinet fell in love with them.

Yes, you saw correctly. Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup are available in every McDonald's near you along with the purchase of a Happy Meal. Use their laserlike eyes to burn a hole in that disgusting 13482342 fat gram containing burger that you are eating!
I went to McD's (McSucks) and got fifty quarter pounders with cheese, along with five million milkshakes and nine thousand big macs (typical O'Malley order). Along with my gargantuan order came five free Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup! I was so excited that I went home and played with my new toy for twenty years.
by John DoeNumberfour April 10, 2008
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