Cuntswole 

When you help someone through a break up/divorce but fucking them so hard their cunt get swolen.

During her divorce i was their to cuntswole her.

Cuntswole by Bornez76 February 13, 2017

Cuntwolf 

A cuntwolf is a man, not a woman. There are two definitions which often stand above others.

A cuntwolf is a man who eats dog food and hijacks city buses, only to stop in the center of a small town, leave the bus with its passengers, and hitch-hikes back home.

A cuntwolf may also be a predator of the female plumbing, both figuratively and literally.

"I met this fella the other day. He was a real cuntwolf."

"Which kind?"

"He left us in some town called Pig's Knuckle Arkansas... so the kind that eats dog food."

Cuntwolf by Pallaroo May 23, 2010

Cuntswolla 

To feel swelling or frustration due to nerves, anticipation or disappointment. This is a feeling of lack of control.

I felt cuntswolla because I didn't get the job. "Or" I'm all cuntswolla over here. Bill rejected my proposal.

Cuntswolla by Jonlylejr August 9, 2014

cuntstomer

A customer that is rude, difficult and an allround a cunt.

That guy is such a cuntstomer, a hate serving him.

cuntstomer by Galawh October 31, 2018

cunthole

when a person is behaving like a major cunt.

That guy Hugh is major cunthole

cunthole by milllexxx June 26, 2016

cuntstomer

Customer + Cunt = Cuntstomer. Describes retail customers who think you should wait on them hand and foot. Especially try to act like they know more than you when they ask you a question.

I told the cuntstomer we don't return Betamax players, especially ones without reciepts.

Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.

cuntstomer by mistahtom November 29, 2005

cuntsicle 

An ice-cold cunt with a stick up her ass.

The bitch from the collections' office was a total cuntsicle.

cuntsicle by HooMaster March 14, 2008