cuntsmith
Don't buy cunts at the gluttonous super markets, buy cunts from the local cuntsmith and support local produce!
cuntsmith by Robert Palmer August 1, 2007
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Cuntsmith
Cuntsmith by Jane C. Smith September 30, 2010
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Cumsmith
A highly attuned, sexually adept & skilful lady known to those she chooses to share her time with as SJ. She possesses the ability to cum on demand (usually hers), and often for prolonged periods when experiencing a hightened state of arousal. This gift is usually initiated by contentment, but is sometimes triggered by sensory stimulation. A connoisseur of personal pleasure. The one who has mastered beatitude and rapture.
That one known as SJ can cum and cum, if she's horny enough. She's a right Cumsmith when she gets going she is, fuck me..look at the state she's got herself in again. How could anyone male or female not want to help her out a little?
Cumsmith by Her partner in pleasure March 18, 2009
Cuntshitter
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.
JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!
JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!
Cuntshitter by Huthost December 22, 2018
Cunt Smith
Cunt Smith by Hank2000 January 29, 2009
Cuntstitution
A cunty aggregate of fundamental principles or established precedents that constitute the legal basis of a polity, organisation or other type of entity and commonly determine how that entity is to be governed.
Every crazy power hungry politician that has ever lived has mused at some point about writing his own cuntstitution for his own gain
Cuntstitution by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
cuntshit
*Person 1 goes on some ai website to generate a picture*
Person 1: "Look at this art I made."
Person 2: "This isn't art, its simply just cuntshit!"
Person 1: "Aww man :("
Person 1: "Look at this art I made."
Person 2: "This isn't art, its simply just cuntshit!"
Person 1: "Aww man :("
cuntshit by daddymadememaddy April 11, 2023
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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