Cuntralian

A person who is the most cuntyest person you have ever met Australia wide..... who is equal to your own cuntyness and on par with the way you think as a bread and born Australian..

Your fucking awesome you cuntralian cunt from the land of cunty cunts.......

by # lamelama June 2, 2018

cuntralian

A person whom you find to be just as aussie as you, a true as blue aussie cunt..(see cunt for definition)...also a description of person whom you love with ll your heart..

I love you too you cuntyest of cuntralian . Cunts.xxxxxx

by # lamelama June 11, 2018

cuntraband

Illicit items concealed in the vagina.

The drug-sniffing dog continued to sniff the woman's crotch, revealing the cuntraband.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

cuntrarian

A person who has to take the opposing view point in any discussion in a superior and condescending manner.

He was such a cuntrarian when he disagreed with my argument that Osama bin Laden was a terrorist and fanatic.

by Keggybeer June 14, 2011

Cuntrabanned

Any item whose possession is illegal for mentally cunted because of the risks involved but legal for general population

Even common household items like scissors or USB cables are cuntrabanned in some cells of Broadmoor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

contrarian

Someone who automatically tends to take the opposite point of view from the person to whom they're speaking, or to disagree with society at large out of a sort of knee-jerk reflex.

Friend: I've got some ice cream, you want vanilla or chocolate?
Contrarian: Um, do you have strawberry?
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Friend: I love indie rock, you heard of these guys?
Contrarian: Yeah, but they're not really that indie, though.
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Friend: I guess you're too contrary to vote Democrat or Republican, right? So, what, Libertarian? Green Party? ...Socialist Party?
Contrarian: Of course not, I don't think that any formal political party is a suitable representation of an individual's views.
Friend: *sigh*

by Iritscen December 25, 2010

Cuntalingus

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.

John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".

by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014