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cuntralian 

A person whom you find to be just as aussie as you, a true as blue aussie cunt..(see cunt for definition)...also a description of person whom you love with ll your heart..
I love you too you cuntyest of cuntralian . Cunts.xxxxxx
cuntralian by # lamelama June 11, 2018

cuntraband 

Illicit items concealed in the vagina.
The drug-sniffing dog continued to sniff the woman's crotch, revealing the cuntraband.
cuntraband by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

cuntrarian 

A person who has to take the opposing view point in any discussion in a superior and condescending manner.
He was such a cuntrarian when he disagreed with my argument that Osama bin Laden was a terrorist and fanatic.
cuntrarian by Keggybeer June 14, 2011

Cuntrabanned 

Any item whose possession is illegal for mentally cunted because of the risks involved but legal for general population
Even common household items like scissors or USB cables are cuntrabanned in some cells of Broadmoor

contrarian 

Someone who automatically tends to take the opposite point of view from the person to whom they're speaking, or to disagree with society at large out of a sort of knee-jerk reflex.
Friend: I've got some ice cream, you want vanilla or chocolate?
Contrarian: Um, do you have strawberry?
----
Friend: I love indie rock, you heard of these guys?
Contrarian: Yeah, but they're not really that indie, though.
----
Friend: I guess you're too contrary to vote Democrat or Republican, right? So, what, Libertarian? Green Party? ...Socialist Party?
Contrarian: Of course not, I don't think that any formal political party is a suitable representation of an individual's views.
Friend: *sigh*
contrarian by Iritscen December 25, 2010

Cuntalingus 

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.
John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".
Cuntalingus by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014
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