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A Tempeh batch gone bad.
I was trying to make some Tempeh, but after 2 days I opened the food container & was surprised to find cuntpeh instead
Cuntpeh by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020
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cuntphobic asswrecker 

Highly insulting (but nonetheless creative) term for a male homosexual.
You cuntphobic asswrecker!
Another name for a moped of 50cc, usually ridden by spotty teenagers who 'tune' it up but usually only make it louder and bring attention to themselves
Did you hear the noise that Cuntped made?
CuntPed by JSYPlum February 27, 2011
A cuntpea is a little-known bodily condition, originating in the heights of St. Aidan's College, Durham. It mainly affects females, but the condition has been found in several specimens that claim to be male. Cuntpeas are spread by excessive alcohol consumption and prolonged facebook contact.

Due to the timely migration of many of the population of St. Aidan's College, from their natural habitat to the city of London, cuntpeas are now becoming a national concern.
Jen Palmer has a cuntpea.
Cuntpea by Pea house massive August 30, 2009
When you are punched so hard in the dick, your remaining genitals resemble a cunt.
I hit him in the balls so hard he got a cuntpenis
a horrible person cough cough koko we hate erryone and yas
you cuntpenis lookin ass
cuntpenis by bagriddlerussy March 29, 2022

cuntphobia 

Guy 1”what’s your phobia?
Guy 2”Cuntphobia.
cuntphobia by Asslighter March 1, 2024
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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