Another name for a moped of 50cc, usually ridden by spotty teenagers who 'tune' it up but usually only make it louder and bring attention to themselves

Did you hear the noise that Cuntped made?

CuntPed by JSYPlum February 27, 2011

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Cuntpea

A cuntpea is a little-known bodily condition, originating in the heights of St. Aidan's College, Durham. It mainly affects females, but the condition has been found in several specimens that claim to be male. Cuntpeas are spread by excessive alcohol consumption and prolonged facebook contact.

Due to the timely migration of many of the population of St. Aidan's College, from their natural habitat to the city of London, cuntpeas are now becoming a national concern.

Jen Palmer has a cuntpea.

Cuntpea by Pea house massive August 30, 2009

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cuntpenis

When you are punched so hard in the dick, your remaining genitals resemble a cunt.

I hit him in the balls so hard he got a cuntpenis

cuntpenis by Your Uncle Gertrude May 16, 2015

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cuntpenis

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you cuntpenis lookin ass

cuntpenis by bagriddlerussy March 29, 2022

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cuntphobia

Afraid of white American skanks

Guy 1”what’s your phobia?
Guy 2”Cuntphobia.

cuntphobia by Asslighter March 1, 2024

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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