Cuntpeh

A Tempeh batch gone bad.

I was trying to make some Tempeh, but after 2 days I opened the food container & was surprised to find cuntpeh instead

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020

cuntphobic asswrecker

Highly insulting (but nonetheless creative) term for a male homosexual.

You cuntphobic asswrecker!

by Kiyohira June 13, 2005

CuntPed

Another name for a moped of 50cc, usually ridden by spotty teenagers who 'tune' it up but usually only make it louder and bring attention to themselves

Did you hear the noise that Cuntped made?

by JSYPlum February 27, 2011

Cuntpea

A cuntpea is a little-known bodily condition, originating in the heights of St. Aidan's College, Durham. It mainly affects females, but the condition has been found in several specimens that claim to be male. Cuntpeas are spread by excessive alcohol consumption and prolonged facebook contact.

Due to the timely migration of many of the population of St. Aidan's College, from their natural habitat to the city of London, cuntpeas are now becoming a national concern.

Jen Palmer has a cuntpea.

by Pea house massive August 30, 2009

cuntpenis

When you are punched so hard in the dick, your remaining genitals resemble a cunt.

I hit him in the balls so hard he got a cuntpenis

by Your Uncle Gertrude May 16, 2015

cuntpenis

a horrible person cough cough koko we hate erryone and yas

you cuntpenis lookin ass

by bagriddlerussy March 29, 2022

cuntphobia

Afraid of white American skanks

Guy 1”what’s your phobia?
Guy 2”Cuntphobia.

by Asslighter March 1, 2024