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Similar but opposite situation to the word mansplain except that in mansplaining, men are to blame, in the eyes of women, for explaining things to women from a twisted male perspective. Cuntorting the truth is when women tell men how it "really" is/was.
Well sure Babe, when you cuntort it like that, it makes sense why I'm an asshole for mansplaining why your car ran out of gas.
Cuntort by fathermike April 19, 2018
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Cuntfort Food

I had a lovely Fish Taco from the Muff Diner last night.

Real Cuntfort Food.

Delicious!
Cuntfort Food by Noel O’Gism March 16, 2021

Cuntorial 

Verbal and/or practical instruction in the art of cunningilus.
John was given a cuntorial by his new girlfriend Jane since he was shitty at giving her oral pleasure.
Cuntorial by FrankiePops October 29, 2009

Cuntertainment 

TV programming which is quite clearly made to entertain cunts. It will also be presented by/star a cunt, hence any TV show featuring Britain's most low rent Jerry Springer wannabe Jeremy Kyle.
"Blimey! That new game show High Stakes, presented by Jeremy Kyle is pure cuntertainment isn't it?"
Cuntertainment by sickkid1972 October 11, 2011

Contortionist 

Insanely flexible person that can bend in many different and unique ways (like myself;)
I am a contortionist so I I'm flexible and can bend in so many different ways!!
n. Vulgar Slang

1. A person who has a Phd in being a cunt. (i.e. doctOR - cuntOR)
"That Jamie Oliver is a right cuntor!"
cuntor by Dacarlo April 8, 2004

Cuntartica

A descriptive term for female genitalia which is seldom deployed for recreational intercourse.

A fucking frigid fanny.
Man A: How's the sex life at home, Dave?
Man B: Cuntartica, mate.
Cuntartica by Lianachan March 5, 2004