Cuntort

Similar but opposite situation to the word mansplain except that in mansplaining, men are to blame, in the eyes of women, for explaining things to women from a twisted male perspective. Cuntorting the truth is when women tell men how it "really" is/was.

Well sure Babe, when you cuntort it like that, it makes sense why I'm an asshole for mansplaining why your car ran out of gas.

by fathermike April 19, 2018

Cuntfort Food

Fish Taco, Fur Burger etc

I had a lovely Fish Taco from the Muff Diner last night.

Real Cuntfort Food.

Delicious!

by Noel O’Gism March 16, 2021

Cuntorial

Verbal and/or practical instruction in the art of cunningilus.

John was given a cuntorial by his new girlfriend Jane since he was shitty at giving her oral pleasure.

by FrankiePops October 29, 2009

Cuntertainment

TV programming which is quite clearly made to entertain cunts. It will also be presented by/star a cunt, hence any TV show featuring Britain's most low rent Jerry Springer wannabe Jeremy Kyle.

"Blimey! That new game show High Stakes, presented by Jeremy Kyle is pure cuntertainment isn't it?"

by sickkid1972 October 11, 2011

Contortionist

Insanely flexible person that can bend in many different and unique ways (like myself;)

I am a contortionist so I I'm flexible and can bend in so many different ways!!

by Grace S. Mill May 7, 2018

cuntor

n. Vulgar Slang

1. A person who has a Phd in being a cunt. (i.e. doctOR - cuntOR)

"That Jamie Oliver is a right cuntor!"

by Dacarlo April 8, 2004

Cuntartica

A descriptive term for female genitalia which is seldom deployed for recreational intercourse.

A fucking frigid fanny.

Man A: How's the sex life at home, Dave?
Man B: Cuntartica, mate.

by Lianachan March 5, 2004