contesia 

Contesia Is a beautiful and independent woman, she don’t need a man for nothing. She will mostly likely become rich and really successful.

Contesia is an amazing woman

contesia by Tasha lasshey November 21, 2021

Contessa 

A person who captures Your Attention when entering a room.
You Just can't take your eyes off Contessa!!
She's a Class all of her Own.
unique.

Strong Women.

Her Hair is Perfect, Flawless.
Olive Skin.
Hour Glass Full Figured Women
Goddess

Genuine, kind to those who are kind to her.
Very Honest, Humble and Open
You can find her serving her community and volunteering

Her life is full of Riches
She has Traveled the World.
Loves to Sing and shes an Amazing Dancer
Born to Perform.

Wow!

Look at Contessa

No one can get in her way of what she wants!!

Contessa by Lisa Erml February 7, 2014

contessa 

supreme goddess, and wonderful woman. Italian origin and translation of countess--a lady in her own right.

i love me some contessa.

contessa by Rose Gibson June 26, 2004

contessa 

sexiest girl alive, most amazing person in the world.

Contessa is cute and beautiful.
Contessa has a big heart and friendly to everyone.

contessa by youruglylover December 30, 2015

Contestard 

Person on a game show that cannot figure out the answer to the question, regardless of how obvious it is to the at-home viewer.

That person on Wheel of Fortune last night was a real Contestard!

Contestard by Tara P. November 18, 2003

Big Brother Contestant 

1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.

2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.

3) A cunt.

So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.

1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.

Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.

2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.

Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.

3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.

Big Brother Contestant by TheBionicMan July 30, 2009

Contessa 

A semi attractive girl that you want to get to know. She is super honest and straight forward, most people don't like her because they don't want to hear the truth. Contessa is amazing and no one deserves her. When she likes a guy, they are lucky to be noticed by her because she only likes the really special ones. Contessa is skinny and beautiful and has one amazing personality. Go get yourself a contessa.

Guy #1: OMG did you see that cute girl yesterday? She looked like a Contessa!
Guy #2: Ya, I wish we had some Contessa's

Contessa by Anonymoose31245 May 2, 2018