Cuntium

The element that can turn people into complete cunts

Hey did you get some cuntium?

by HappySquash666 April 25, 2017

Cuntimonious

cuntimoniuos - a self righteous, arrogant, egotistical, narcissistic, sanctimonious cunt.

My former boss at the railroad was so cuntimonious that I had no choice but to quit!

by Skroatum April 16, 2021

cuntumacious

adjective
Combination of cunt, vulgar slang for vagina, and contumacious, stubbornly disobedient to authority, meaning:
(1) a pussy that is so engorged that it squeezes out even the hardest dicks
(2) a bratty sub who refuses to play the submissive role in sex relations

(1) Just before she squirted, her cuntumacious pussy kicked my dick out and wouldn't let me back in.

(2) My sub has gone too far this time. She's turned into a cuntumacious switch on me.

by Montana Luddite January 24, 2022

cuntism

The act of being a cunt.

you are being a complete cunt of a human being, your cuntism is not appreciated.

by fizzpopbang February 21, 2011

Cuntimus Prime

one who is being a complete douche and or asshole, while devoid of emotion.

fuck you cuntimus prime

by vagina-tron3000 August 2, 2009

Cuntimeter

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.

Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"

by DudeA December 7, 2009

Cuntbumper

A large fat roll covering the whole of a females sexual anatomy

"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"

by buttmusket July 23, 2009