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Cuntimonious 

cuntimoniuos - a self righteous, arrogant, egotistical, narcissistic, sanctimonious cunt.
My former boss at the railroad was so cuntimonious that I had no choice but to quit!
Cuntimonious by Skroatum April 16, 2021
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cuntumacious 

adjective
Combination of cunt, vulgar slang for vagina, and contumacious, stubbornly disobedient to authority, meaning:
(1) a pussy that is so engorged that it squeezes out even the hardest dicks
(2) a bratty sub who refuses to play the submissive role in sex relations
(1) Just before she squirted, her cuntumacious pussy kicked my dick out and wouldn't let me back in.

(2) My sub has gone too far this time. She's turned into a cuntumacious switch on me.
cuntumacious by Montana Luddite January 24, 2022
you are being a complete cunt of a human being, your cuntism is not appreciated.
cuntism by fizzpopbang February 21, 2011

Cuntimus Prime 

one who is being a complete douche and or asshole, while devoid of emotion.
fuck you cuntimus prime

Cuntimeter 

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.
Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
Cuntimeter by DudeA December 7, 2009

Cuntbumper 

A large fat roll covering the whole of a females sexual anatomy
"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"
Cuntbumper by buttmusket July 23, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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