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Cuntilitus 

Where a cunt joins your team at work and their cuntish attitude and work ethic slowly spreads throughout a team.
"There's been and out break of cuntilitus on my team since that useless cunt joined"
Cuntilitus by Commander Harry September 12, 2016
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Cunniliftus 

A lift executed by Canadian Olympians and business partners Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir in which the female wraps her legs around the male neck in 100% platonic way.
Interviewer : Mister Moir, how did you come up with the infamous cunniliftus?
Scott : It came to me while she came.
Cunniliftus by tessavrtue May 19, 2018

Cuntitus 

An acute disease or disorder That mainly affects the brain and the personality and return affecting a person’s decision making skills and personality traits negatively.
Man she is acting so crazy I think she has Cuntitus...
Cuntitus by ABBEYizzaG December 28, 2017

cunniligus 

this word does not exist... the proper term is cunnilingus
this guy has probably never engaged in cunnilingus
cunniligus by Jordan June 15, 2004

cuntivitis 

A cuntually transmitted disease symptomed by the the uncontrollable urge to behave like a cunt in public.

"Jon is behaving like a cunt. Did he catch cuntivitis?"
cuntivitis by TheWrongun May 8, 2006

cuntisitis 

When an autistic child becomes a fucking cunt who talks trash online and is overall bad, this definition is usually common with x-box players that spread their virginity across other platforms
“So I was talking to John the other day and I realized that he was diagnosed with cuntisitis

cunniliftus 

The cunniliftus is a move performed in Ice Dance which imitates the act of cunnilingus. This move was made famous by the most decorated Olympic figure skaters to date, CanadiansTessa Virtue and Scott Moir.
Becky: Hey, we’re you watching the Olympic ice dance free dance competition last night?

Jessica: Yeah I did! I couldn’t believe my eyes when those Canadians performed a cunniliftus!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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