cuntititus

Cuntititus is a steroid for your cunt making it so strong it can break a mans Penis in half. Girls use this to get back at a man for cheating on them.

Girl: wanna fuck?
Guy who cheated: yeah sure I'm so horny!
Girl: I'm so tight I could break your dick.
*Guy slides into the girl*
Guy: arghh my dick is broken in half.

Girl: ah that cuntititus really worked.

by Bossmanjamie March 5, 2017

Cuntstitution

A cunty aggregate of fundamental principles or established precedents that constitute the legal basis of a polity, organisation or other type of entity and commonly determine how that entity is to be governed.

Every crazy power hungry politician that has ever lived has mused at some point about writing his own cuntstitution for his own gain

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntitis

A Disease caused by being such a cunt for so long that they turn into one and bleed to death

Hillary died of cuntitis

by Proskill October 14, 2018

Cuntitus

An acute disease or disorder That mainly affects the brain and the personality and return affecting a person’s decision making skills and personality traits negatively.

Man she is acting so crazy I think she has Cuntitus...

by ABBEYizzaG December 28, 2017

cuntivitis

A cuntually transmitted disease symptomed by the the uncontrollable urge to behave like a cunt in public.

"Jon is behaving like a cunt. Did he catch cuntivitis?"

by TheWrongun May 8, 2006

cuntisitis

When an autistic child becomes a fucking cunt who talks trash online and is overall bad, this definition is usually common with x-box players that spread their virginity across other platforms

“So I was talking to John the other day and I realized that he was diagnosed with cuntisitis

by Pinguflavor123 on ps4 May 9, 2020

cuntitis

(n) Inflamation of the cunt.

My doctor took one look at my crotch and said, "Yep. You've got cuntitis, sweetheart."

by Robert E. Porter January 22, 2006