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cuntivitis 

A cuntually transmitted disease symptomed by the the uncontrollable urge to behave like a cunt in public.

"Jon is behaving like a cunt. Did he catch cuntivitis?"
cuntivitis by TheWrongun May 8, 2006
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Cuntitis 

A Disease caused by being such a cunt for so long that they turn into one and bleed to death
Hillary died of cuntitis
Cuntitis by Proskill October 14, 2018

cuntisitis 

When an autistic child becomes a fucking cunt who talks trash online and is overall bad, this definition is usually common with x-box players that spread their virginity across other platforms
“So I was talking to John the other day and I realized that he was diagnosed with cuntisitis

Cuntalitis 

noun.
A chronic, yet also contagious form of Cunt in which one said woman (yet has been proven in some cases of men) are perpetual constant cunts.
Ann Coulter suffers from cuntalitis.

cuntitis 

My doctor took one look at my crotch and said, "Yep. You've got cuntitis, sweetheart."
cuntitis by Robert E. Porter January 22, 2006

Cuntinitis 

Someone who is a massive cunt all the time.
Why did you leave him/her?

Cus he/she suffers constantly from cuntinitis
Cuntinitis by Happygf June 19, 2019

cuntegitis

Someone who suffers from being a cunt
Nick has a serious case of cuntegitis. cunt
cuntegitis by Afrikaaner12 February 16, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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