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Cuntessa
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cuntessa • cuntess • contessa • countessa • Cuntensation • Cuntesaur • cuntessential • Cuntestant • Cuntressa • Barefoot Contessa
Contessa
A person who captures Your Attention when entering a room.
You Just can't take your eyes off Contessa!!
She's a Class all of her Own.
unique.
Strong Women.
Her Hair is Perfect, Flawless.
Olive Skin.
Hour Glass Full Figured Women
Goddess
Genuine, kind to those who are kind to her.
Very Honest, Humble and Open
You can find her serving her community and volunteering
Her life is full of Riches
She has Traveled the World.
Loves to Sing and shes an Amazing Dancer
Born to Perform.
You Just can't take your eyes off Contessa!!
She's a Class all of her Own.
unique.
Strong Women.
Her Hair is Perfect, Flawless.
Olive Skin.
Hour Glass Full Figured Women
Goddess
Genuine, kind to those who are kind to her.
Very Honest, Humble and Open
You can find her serving her community and volunteering
Her life is full of Riches
She has Traveled the World.
Loves to Sing and shes an Amazing Dancer
Born to Perform.
cuntess
Erin has decided to once again inform everyone on Facebook about the lights being turned off when she arrives at lab. What a fucking cuntess!
cuntess by I_dislike_smelly_women September 1, 2013
cuntess
cuntess by Uncle Stinky Pants January 31, 2005
contessa
supreme goddess, and wonderful woman. Italian origin and translation of countess--a lady in her own right.
i love me some contessa.
contessa by Rose Gibson June 26, 2004
contessa
contessa by youruglylover December 30, 2015
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